Q: What is Sterling & Pervert?
A: This is an absurd question and was very nearly eliminated, but one of our lesser solicitors managed to persuade us otherwise.
Q: Into which socio-political arenas does the influence of Sterling &
Pervert extend?
A: All of them. Again, ridiculous question.
Q: How might I work toward upgrading my status from minor proponent to full member?
A: There is no rule-book or set hierarchical map, per se. When your status changes, you will know.
Q: Where are the Sterling & Pervert headquarters located? May I schedule a group tour?
A: (1) Our solicitors strongly advise against making this information available to the public.
 (2) Absolutely not.
Q: What does Sterling & Pervert do?
A: Please refer to the answer to question one.
Q: Is Sterling & Pervert associated with any particular political party?
A: In no uncertain terms, no.
Q: In the S&P financial statements [available only to members] of the third quarter of 1813, I note a sudden upswing. What was the reason for this, and was it part of a planned strategy?
A: (1) Unless you are situated in a part of the world without internet access, which you clearly are not as you sent this inquiry via email, you may find the answer to your first query at any number of sites.
(2) It's entirely possible, though, again our solicitors advise to err on the side of witholding such tidbits.
Q: My question was not addressed on this page. How can I send you a query directly, and will it be added to this page?
A: (1) How dreadful. Do accept our apologies. Please send inquires to:
sterlingandpervert [at] gmail [dot] com
(2) That will be left to the discretion of our tireless solicitors.
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